30-Week Blog Challenge Week 27: Your Bag

I'm back with the Monday blog challenge! The lady in charge is Marie at Mom Gets Real. The questions are right here:

QUESTIONS

And Week 27's prompt is . . .

WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG?

Let's see, then.

Behold, my bag.

It is festooned with buttons. The ones on the sides that you cannot see include an asexual/aromantic heart button and a button with cake on it. On the front I have a Mockingjay pin, a GIR pin, and two Adventure Time pins (featuring characters BMO and Marceline).

What's in it??

Glad you asked.

Exhibit A, officer

• Keys (with Captain Underpants keychain, yes)
• Various ID cards
• Various credit cards and gift cards
• Hello Kitty change purse
• Hello Kitty wallet (contains more ID, business cards, and debit card)
• Stamps
• USB drives holding my writing projects
• Sparkly Samsung Galaxy S4 phone
• Various hair ties
• Hairbrush with Yakko Warner from Animaniacs on it
• Three lip gloss tubes (uh, how did that happen?)
• Crystal Lite water flavorer
• Reusable bags for when I shop
• Tissues and moist towelette
• Adventure Time sunglasses
• Colorful and interestingly shaped paperclips and binders, with rubber bands
• A pen
• Several buttons I threw inside because a) they fell off or b) I was afraid they were going to offend someone at a meeting I was at, as one depicts a middle finger and one says "Yes, I am a famous writer, now buy my goddamn book"
• Zipper pouch of medicine
• Hello Kitty notepad
• Hello Kitty card holder (containing homemade business cards)

And now you know too much.